Caesar Vallarta was never more in his element than dictating which fabrics made it to the dressing room with his victim. Shrewd, but with an extreme eye for detail perhaps his best gift to the world was being wasted poking around in people's mouths for a living. His usual fast clip speed seemed slowed and distracted today, however, as he selected a few items by hand and returned to the dressing room with two sharp knocks on the door.
"I don't like the shirt I sent you in with," he announced. "I've selected two others, open the door."
Brandon obeyed and the bolt latch was thrown open but rather than his friend stepping into the room, the shirts were thrust toward him with a kind of impatience. He took the clothes and latched the door again to unbutton the cream colored shirt for one that had a slightly more yellow hue. Brandon couldn't really tell the difference, but undoubtedly Caesar would know so he switched it out while the muzak softly transitioned to another song he didn't immediately recognize.
Fully dressed with the suit jacket left unbuttoned, he opened the door to the wide mouth of Caesar's yawn. He lifted his brows and Caesar motioned for him to turn around.
"Button it," Caesar directed and Brandon did as he asked. Upon his turn back around, Caesar lifted his hand in a wave. "I don't like it."
"I'll try the other shirt," Brandon replied.
"It's not the shirt, I don't like the suit. Try the other one."
"This is the last suit you brought back here," Brandon announced. "Maybe it needs a tie?"
"Nothing is going to save it. The cut is all wrong. You look like a gorilla in a burlap sack." Caesar sighed. "Take it off and I'll find something else."
"C," Brandon began. "I've tried on at least a hundred suits here."
"And you'll try on a hundred more until I'm satisfied." The look he gave Brandon was sharp enough to cut through diamonds. "I'll be back in a minute."
Brandon returned back to the fitting room stall and undressed. For almost fifteen years they'd had this ritual on the day before he passed his final point of rotation around the sun. As he hung the suit back up, there was a knock at the door and he traded it for another in a similar earth tone. As he was about to close the door a second, much darker suit was handed over.
"The first with the shirt you had on prior, the second with the shirt provided," Caesar instructed.
Brandon did as he was told and appeared for judgment another time in the earth tone suit. Caesar seemed to like it better than the other even though to Brandon, it looked like it fit the same.
"It's a little snug in the shoulders when you button it, but I'll have that fixed," Caesar announced. "Try on the other."
Brandon didn't protest even though he felt like the suit was far too tailored for his tastes but Caesar had an eye for these things where Brandon didn't. So, he traded out the suit for the other. Its patterned sheen looked almost reptilian in the light when he shifted the jacket over his shoulders. Black with a deep green, it reminded him of the forest in Germany and he almost forgot about opening the door until an exaggerated cough pulled him out of his memory.
"For putting on a hundred suits, you sure are taking your sweet time," Caesar quipped as the door opened. "You need a tie."
Brandon was about to protest when Caesar looped the dark silk around Brandon's throat and began the elaborate process of a showy knot.
"Do you even know any Italian?" He asked as he adjusted the knot just under Brandon's Adam's apple.
"Only the inappropriate stuff."
"You should probably study then." Caesar stepped back to examine the suit. "Button it."
"I've got an app on my phone," Brandon replied as he buttoned the suit.
"You remember Giancarlo right?"
"Was he a Growlr or a Grindr guy?"
"He was Italian. Thanks to him I'm nearly fluent."
"So are you offering to give me a crash course in the next month?"
"I'm saying that you should've extended your plus one to me," Caesar said as he stepped forward to begin to loosen the knot on the tie. Too long and the silk would wrinkle in that pattern.
"It's not like that," Brandon replied.
"What's it like then?"
"It's just for family, something--"
"Am I not family?" Caesar's undoing of the knot pulled the fabric sharply from arouns Brandon's neck. "I could be."
"I'm not going to get into the incestuous connotation that has but--"
"No, I get it. You're both selfish."
"C'mon, I don't think he meant it as a slight, honestly."
"Then why do you get to go? You're not his blood."
"I'm the best man." Brandon regretted it the moment that it came out of his mouth and it showed on his face as Caesar gave a tight lipped nod.
"Take that off and I'll pay for it."
"Caesar."
"Do what I said."
Brandon eased back into the stall and undressed, grinding his teeth as he searched for a way to make things right. It hadn't been meant as a slight so much as a spur of the moment idea. A small wedding, one that didn't require a lot of fuss. An invitation extended without thought. Maybe Caesar had a point.
"You both could've saved me a lot of wasted time on those Pinterest boards I was making for his wedding at least," Caesar said to the door as he examined his nails.
"Like I said," Brandon offered as he shoved the faded t-shirt he'd come in wearing back over his head. "It wasn't like that."
"The brown suit is for the wedding so please try not to ruin it before then. If you'd like, I'll keep it at my apartment until you're ready to leave."
"I'll just leave it in the bag. It'll be fine," Brandon replied as he opened the door. "Besides, how could he trust you not to object to the union? He was your first love and you know how emotional you get at weddings."
"So now you're saying I'm a hysteric?" Caesar arched a brow.
"Listen, I'm sorry."
"No," Caesar said with a small smile. "You're not, but I will tell you this one thing. If you decide you want to elope and pull this shit, I'll murder you both on your wedding night. I might not be your blood, Blanco but you were mine first."
"Who else could I possibly get for the flower girl?"